I found this craigslist entry, and I was hoping that some CrazyUs reader might be able to help these people out:

Needed to settle a work dispute – $500

Reply to: sale———–
Date: 2006-04-04, 11:51AM MDT

Needed to settle a work dispute

1 Ninja sans weapons
1 Grizzly bear
Approximently a 2 acre field to hold the contest.

Willing to pay $500 for bear rental $500 for ninja rental and $200 for property rental

Thanks

BTW this is serious

this is in or around Utah — (I added the posting in case the link doesn’t work for you)

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