I broke my arm in Mexican the saga continues: What’s your problem, Lady?

Andre the Giant from The Princess Bride, “Hello Lady!”

“Look what I found—four white horses, and I figured there are four of us … if we ever found the Lady. Hello, Lady!”
~ Fezzik

As the sweet little Mexican nurse asked me, “what’s your problem, Lady?” The only voice I heard was that of Fezzik, one of my very favorite characters from one of my very favorite movies, The Princess Bride.

“Dave, I think Andre the Giant (he played Fezzik) is trapped in her little Mexican-nurse body,” I looked over and we both laughed.

Of course Dave immediately responded back with a wave and a, “Hello Lady!”

Looking earnestly our sweet nurse continued, “Lady, what’s the problem? Oh Lady! Where you hurt? You pregnant, Lady?”

I tried to answer. She clearly did not understand a word I was saying.  The words, “My period should start today,” washed right through her. Even though my words made no sense my pain most definitely broke our language barrier. “Lady, you hurt?” Finally after trying so many different ways to explain that no, I do not think I am pregnant and my arm really hurts, I pointed at Dave and said, “He hablas Espanol.”
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I broke my arm in Mexico (or at least I think I did)

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Ok. . . So . . . In the last few weeks I broke my arm (or I think I broke my arm). There has been quite a debate about over it and I am learning that elbow fractures are tricky. In this time we also traveled to Mexico and since the “alleged” broken-arm incident I have not blogged. I am back to blogging. And today while I try to finish this post I have Tweeted, Facebooked and even checked out my new LinkedIn Connections (which I rarely do).  Honestly, I am nervous to be blogging again. It has only been a few weeks and I have absolutely no idea why I am nervous.  I have no reason to be nervous.  Everyone who reads CrazyUS.com is always so cool. Weird. Wish me luck.

Here is why it has been hard to type, talk on the phone, unclasp my bra and pull my pants up properly (ask Dave):
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